Believe it or not, there is an organization dedicated to getting you to stop printing your emails. I’m not sure who prints their emails anyway, but forget that right now. Think Before Printing is dedicated to nagging you into not printing because it’s going to destroy the planet. You have probably seen their “reminder” in the signature line of emails from your tree-hugging friends.

Just to be clear, the surest way to get me to print out an email, is to include the “Please consider the environment before printing this email” reminder in it. I will print it, then summarily throw it in the trash without reading it.

Oh, just for good measure, I printed out 10 copies of the Think Before Printing website. I will be using the paper for kindling the next time I have a styrofoam bonfire.