Insane Commute

I drive 72 miles round trip to work every day. At that rate, my commute’s carbon footprint is about 12 tons per year. That in itself is a carbon-spewing fest to be proud of. I do certainly have other options such as the bus, carpooling, or vanpooling. But would I consider such options? Hell no. My only regret is that I drive a Toyota Corolla, so the emissions are actually pretty low to begin with.

Okay, I’m sorry. This is very, very selfish of me, isn’t it? I should consider the impact on others. I know the auto industry is in trouble right now and could sure use some sales. Perhaps I’ll consider replacing the Corolla with a Hummer. That way, I could help the economy and probably triple my carbon emission. Sweet! If I could afford to do it, another good option to help the economy would be to take a taxi to and from work each day. That would help keep a taxi driver in a job and also dramatically increase my carbon footprint.