Electric Company
March 18, 2009
According to the Energy Information Administration (a US Federal government office, so you know it’s reliable), the average US household consumes 936 kWh of electricity each month. Check out my latest monthly bill:

No, this is not a mis-print. I consumed 4538 kWh of electrcity–almost 5 times the US household average. I’m so touched by this. I’m actually wiping a tear from my eye at this proud moment. I mean, I’ve got a long ways to go to match Al Gore’s 20 times the average, but this is a good start.
June 10, 2010 at 7:47 am
You should be careful, Idaho Power could tip the feds off about your grow operation.